Let's just say that people seem to lose their inhibitions in public transportation. Perhaps its the feeling of anonymity that it provides, "I'm never going to see these people, so I'm going to mine my nose for 30 minutes and flick its contents on the floor." I saw just that today. This person had an unnaturally cavernous pair of nostrils you could fit a dime in and it swallowed their finger over and over again until at some point, they determined that perhaps this level of exploration warranted a tissue and procured one from their purse. Why didn't you start with that in the first place? I mean, come on! I'm sitting right here! Plague anyone?
That reminds me, the other day I was thinking about, "What if someone had a zombie-level virus and decided to start biting people?" How would you get out? Well, there are these red handles on two of the larger windows in the bus, but not all of them have these handles. Then I found the LifeHammer which comes with a seatbelt cutter in the handle and these milled steel window poppers. Might come in handy some day.
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